May 7, 2016

Bye, Hawaii.

May 7, 2016

Last night on vacation.

May 6, 2016

Has anyone seen my cock? No? I sure haven't...

May 5, 2016

Immediately after this, I shoved her into the water and she almost broke my phone. Rude.

May 4, 2016

She doesn't know how aquatic life works. Or that people who kiss fish are gross.

May 4, 2016

I shouldn't be allowed outside. Ever.

May 4, 2016

Just my small way of saying #MayThe4thBeWithYou. Also, I make this shit look good. Or something.

May 3, 2016

Friend.

May 3, 2016

Dollah Dollah bill y'all

May 2, 2016

Guess where we're staying.

May 1, 2016

This is my life now.

May 1, 2016

Because I don't know how to take a vacation apparently, I'm writing code in the hotel room. Vacation? What vacation?

April 30, 2016
Way too early in the morning for a fucking airplane rave.

April 26, 2016

Limited Edition "Aliens" watch because I am a nerd who spends too much money. Happy LV426 Day!

April 23, 2016

Not even kidding, I bought a lot of dice from Chessex this year. Game night soon? #PAXEast2016

April 23, 2016

THANOS. GIVE ME YOUR INFINITY GAUNTLET. #PAXEast2016

April 23, 2016

Pika pika. #PAXEast2016

April 23, 2016

BATTLEBORN. Yes please. #PAXEast2016

April 22, 2016

We Happy Few. Take your joy. #PAXEast2016

April 22, 2016

I need one of these for my house. Not sure where it would fit though. #PAXEast2016

April 22, 2016

Welcome Home. #PAXEast2016