misterroboto A very happy birthday to @mrghostman (the fly motherfucker in the bow tie, obviously) who turns 2,000 years old today. He's pretty spry for an older gentleman, but he makes up for it in his really awesome sense of humor (which mostly consists of making fun of me for hours, but that can be pretty fucking funny too). Random fact about Gabe: he can lift, bro. He's also very good at making the ladies swoon (so if you ladies want to help a birthday guy out, go hit him up and he'll make you swoon so hard). But HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE. Started at the bottom (Rockstar) now we're here? Not that Rockstar was the bottom, but you know. How much longer can I ramble? NO ONE KNOWS. But if you see this handsome stud (not me, of course), give him a hug and buy him a drink because the dude fucking deserves it! PARTY TONIGHT! Or you know, playing Smash and drinking a hell of a lot of beer, but either way, we're going to have a good night celebrating. #birthdaybitch #italktoomuch #hedressesbetterthanido #forgetbostonweirdshittimetodrink

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